Humor

“I prefer not to speak. If I speak I will be in trouble.”

— Chelsea, preguntado por el árbitro tras perder 1-0 ante el Aston Villa, 2014

“Look, I'm a coach, I'm not Harry Potter.”

— Real Madrid, pidiendo a la afición que no esperara milagros tras su primer partido de Liga, 2010

“Omelettes, eggs. No eggs, no omelettes. And it depends on the quality of the eggs.”

— Chelsea, sobre armar un equipo sin fichajes, 2007

“If I wanted to have an easy job I would have stayed at Porto – beautiful blue chair, the UEFA Champions League trophy, God, and after God, me.”

— Chelsea, explicando por qué dejó el Oporto, 2004

“Young players are like melons. Only when you open and taste the melon are you 100% sure that the melon is good.”

— Sobre la formación de jóvenes

“I'm the happy one.”

— En su regreso al Chelsea, 2013

“At almost 70 years of age has won a Super Cup and another small cup. He is too old to change his mentality.”

— Inter, respondiendo al entrenador de la Juventus, Claudio Ranieri, 2008

“As for Lo Monaco, I do not know who he is. With the name Monaco, I have heard of Bayern Monaco (Munich) and the Monaco GP, the Tibetan Monaco (Monk) and the Principality of Monaco. I've never heard of any others.”

— Inter, respondiendo al consejero delegado del Catania, Pietro Lo Monaco, 2008